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I Don't Like Surprises

Ever since I can remember, I have always craved order and schedules and fine, I’ll say it, monotony. As an overweight child and then...

About Perimenopause!!! (Record scratch) Fun subject, huh? I know it’s a little awkward, but please keep reading. As some of you know,...

Oh man. It's 2018. Finally. Yay! I think this is the most excited I have ever been to start a new year. Aside from the obvious (TRUMP,...

"Your hormone levels are normal," the email said. Which, of course, was good news. But it still didn't explain the mood swings, the...

When I was a kid and people would ask me where I lived, their reaction was usually: "New York City? Ohhh, isn't it scary growing up...

Who me? When did I become that Mom? Surely, they have me confused with someone else. Yet, lately, I'm forbidden to: a) Say hello to my...

As a 12-year-old growing up in NYC in the 1980’s, one might assume I was exposed to a lot of things that were not exactly...

It's true. I'm a F*CKing cliche. A mom in her forties with some time on her hands and a desire to fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming...