"Mom, Stop Embarrassing Me!"
Who me? When did I become that Mom? Surely, they have me confused with someone else. Yet, lately, I'm forbidden to: a) Say hello to my daughters' friends in front of said daughters b) Speak in public above a whisper c) Sing anywhere other than the shower d) Show affection towards any member of my family (including my husband) outside of our home. The list goes on. I know it's "age-appropriate" for them to act like this...it's normal tween behavior...healthy to separate...blah